Bruch

a short and fat kid.

put down the food your starting to look like a bruch.

by TruthTeller9748 January 28, 2011

bruche

anyhting you want it to mean...but usually means cute or some girly term

That dress is so bruche on you!
I love your new car...it's quite bruche.

by i know the guy who the Easter definition is about November 18, 2004

bruch

To bruch is to malt. Such malting is done only by humans, eventually leading to balding.
'Bruchnoph' refers to the bald people of society who have suffered from such an event as bruching.
Slightly contageous, though no cure has been discovered as of yet. It is recommended that victims wear hats.

"I've bruched on my brush with all this bruching, I'm going to become a bruchnoph!"

by Bel and Steph January 4, 2005